Bellboy Farmer

Word Challenge: Write a poem (8 lines max) or a paragraph (200 words max) using the following words: bellboy, bread, backseat, envelope, farmer, needle, racecar:

There once was a bellboy named Drakar
who was born in the backseat of a racecar.
His father was a farmer, his mother a yarner,
who only in her head baked muffins and bread
cuz she didn’t have an oven in which to stuff ‘em.
So now he’s still poor cuz he pushes on doors.
But at least he’s not pushin needles of dope,
or passin the envelope.
Drakar may yet go far.

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~ Brenda Barnhart ~